For example: Replacing all uses of the word Beauty with Booty in famous movies and books:
Booty and the Beast
Sleeping Booty
American Booty
A Great and Terrible Booty
I still think this is hilarious, but perhaps not great for sharing in social situations. So instead, I present to you the Booty spin-off series: If Books Were Beers.
Harry Porter and the Half-Brewed Pints
Voldemort is tightening his grip on both Muggle and wizarding world pubs. Harry suspects that dangers may lie within his own brewing kit. With sub-par ingredients and inaccurate brewing instructions, just how far will Voldemort's treachery go?
Life of IPA
The IPA is about to embark on a new and dangerous journey. Shipwrecked at sea, the mighty IPA finds himself alone with a Hefeweizen, an Imperial Stout, and a Bloody Mary. When the fighting begins, who will be the last glass standing?
The Bock Thief
The Amber Stein-Glass
The amber stein glass is in terrible danger. Faction upon faction is searching for it, to drink from it's secret knowledge. Once consumed, the glass will be an empty chalice, doomed to collect dust forever more. It's safety lies in the hands of two children.
Spoiler alert: They drop it. Womp, womp.
Orange Shandy is the New Black
Shandy is the new girl on the cell block. Locked up for the totally minor infraction of masquerading as a Blue Moon, Shandy will have to learn to navigate a sea of citrus if she wants to survive this ordeal.
The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Pale Ale
This is Barack Obama's call for a new kind of Pale Ale; a better kind of Pale Ale; a more red, white, and blue kind or Pale Ale. It is a fascinating read on the international politics behind how the American Pale Ale made its comeback and the diplomatic maneuvering that was required to do so.
The Chronicles of Near Beer: The Last Bottle
Back during the tyranny of prohibition, a horrible beverage rose to prominence: the near beer. With less than 1% alcohol, near beer was meant to take the place of the true beverage we all know today. This novel follows the sinister history of near beer from it's inception to it's decimation by the repeal of the absolutely ridiculous 18th amendment. Sadly, near beer still exists these days, but it is surrounded by its more robust and superior brethren as a constant reminder of its marginalized status.
About Samantha Bookwalter
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